How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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