there was a trapeze. enough said
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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