The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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