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I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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