you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Randomize
