yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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