awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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