we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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