I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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