So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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