Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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Less talking, more tequila
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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