my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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