How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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