we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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