So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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