i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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