Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It's blow job season.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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