I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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