i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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