I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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