My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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