i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Randomize
