went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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