Having a random hookup so left but love u
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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