I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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