Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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