like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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