I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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