I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Why are your pants in the freezer?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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