whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
His nipple licking is glorious
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