we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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