U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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