I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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