"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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