im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You are a genius and a whore.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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