Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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