she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
The power of my boobs compel you
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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