i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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