why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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