remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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