If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I still have a little drunk in my system
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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