and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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