I CAN MOONWALK!
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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