I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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