There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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