question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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