Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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