Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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