I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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