you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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