physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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