I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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