just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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