If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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