he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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