he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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