He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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