? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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